Editing Child Abduction is Not Funny (section)

==Pop Culture References==
===Shout Outs===
When the boys watch Men in Black II, Stan says he hopes it won't "suck ass." Kyle responds with, "It will." Also, the boys' baseball team celebrates at Crust E. Krotch Pizza -- a reference to Chuck E. Cheese.

The Ghost of Human Kindness is a parody of "The Ghost of Christmas Present" from A Christmas Carol.

As he's being taken away by the cops, the Ghost of Human Kindness says, "And I would have gotten away with it again, if it weren't for you meddling policemen!" This is a reference to the line frequently used by thwarted criminals in Scooby Doo.  It was also used by Mr. Garrison in "Weight Gain 4000," after his unsuccessful attempt to kill Kathie Lee. 

While shooting off his heat seeking missle at the Mongolians, Lu Kim screams out "Say hello to my little friend!" -- a famous line uttered by Al Pacino in the iconic film Scarface.

At the end of the episode, Mayor McDaniels declares, "Mr. Lu Kim -- Tear down this wall!"  This is a reference to the famous speech given by President Ronald Reagan at the foot of the Berlin Wall, where he called out to the Soviet leader, "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

===Pwn'd===
A snippet from a news broadcast states that ". . .all the residents of Manhattan are prepared to evacuate if Mrs. Clinton's ass gets any bigger."