Editing Satan (section)

==Memorable Quotes==
*"I have such delightful horrors to unleash upon thee." ([[Damien]])
*"And now I will take all your hard-earned money, and return to Hell a much richer Prince of Darkness, and buy some realty." ([[Damien]])
*"Fallen one, I am Satan. I am your god now!" ([[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]])
*"What's it like up on earth, Saddam? Tell me about it again." ([[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]])
*"You have spilled the blood of the innocent! Now begins two million years of darkness!" ([[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]])
*"I have had ENOUGH of you!" ([[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]))
*"Well, I tell you what: Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here! Come on, everyone, gather 'round!" ([[Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics]])
*"Just… give me some boundaries, be jealous, go throw a football around, for Christ's sake." ([[Probably]])
*"You know, I've had steady relationships for the last… thousand years, and when one ends I just start another one, but… I haven't taken the time to be secure with myself." ([[Probably]])
*"Hey- Thanks, God. I forgot how clear you make things sometimes." ([[Probably]])
*"My fellow damned souls! Now is the time for our assault! You know no fear! You will drink the blood of angels! We go now! Nothing can stop us!" ([[Best Friends Forever]])
*"Halloween is about me! And I deserve a par-ty! This... shall be MY Super Sweet 16!!" ([[Hell on Earth 2006]])
*"Did Diddy do it?" ([[Hell on Earth 2006]])
*"At midnight, all the lights go down. The music stops. And then we wheel in... a Ferrari. Only it isn't a Ferrari... It's a cake. And everyone gets a piece." ([[Hell on Earth 2006]])
*"YOU HATH SUMMONED THE PRINCE OF TEMPTATION FOR WHAT PURPOSE?? ([[Freemium Isn't Free]])
*"I'm gonna need to borrow your soul real quick, kid. Is that alright?" ([[Freemium Isn't Free]])
*"I shall return. Do not attempt to stop me." ([[Freemium Isn't Free]])
===Life Lessons===
*"Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes." ([[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]])
*"He spent so much time convincing me I was weak and stupid that I… believed it myself." ([[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]
*"Halloween is supposed to be for everyone. Everybody, I'm sorry. This party is for you. It's for all of you who make my life so special. If I don't realize that, then I'm no better than a rich American teenage girl." ([[Hell on Earth 2006]])
*"There is only one place you can find the answers you seek! It is the place where all knowledge becomes known. Your local library." ([[Time To Get Cereal]])