Editing Volcano (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Pwn'd=== Patrick Duffy, star of TV's <i>Dallas</i> and <i>Step by Step</i>, is implied to be employed as an appendage by a hideous mutant. South Park's residents view an "educational" film called <i>Lava and You</i>, which tells anyone caught in the path of red-hot molten rock should "duck and cover." This is a reference to the 1951 civil defense film <i>Duck and Cover</i> which also suggests to "duck and cover" in case of a nuclear attack. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)