Editing Asspen (section)

===Description===
The boys visit Aspen with their families for a "free ski vacation." The only catch is that the parents have to sit through a 30-minute sales pitch for timeshares. Not a bad deal in theory.  But the pitch goes on and on and on.  Even when the parents try to forcefully leave, they keep finding themselves lured back into the pitch.

Meanwhile, the boys are on the slopes taking their first ski lesson. Stan is approached by an obnoxious professional skier named Tad, who challenges Stan to a ski race.  Tad easily wins, but won't let the matter drop.  In a nod to 80's movies where some average guy is challenged by some jerk who is great at something, Tad pressures Stan for a rematch -- which Stan accepts, on one condition: if Stan wins, Tad's father won't close the local youth center. 

Again, as in those 80's movies, where Average Guy trains like crazy and beats the jerk, Stan gets a ski coach, and with the help of a rock music montage, he manages to become a good skier in time for the race.  Stan wins the race, but only because a teen girl who befriends him flashes her breasts at Tad, causing him to freeze in place helplessly.

Even after winning, the boys are sick of Aspen and skiing.  Suddenly their parents turn up and tell them they've bought a timeshare, and that they'll have to visit the town for two weeks every year until the end of time.