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===Description===
Cartman and the boys experience serious deja vu -- it seems like they're reliving the same events that took place in "[[Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]]."  This familiar feeling is confirmed when the satellite dish in Cartman's ass reappears and goes on the fritz.  The boys are soon abducted by [[visitors]] and taken into space.  

Here, they are informed by a friendly alien (named Najix) that "Earth" is actually the set of the most-watched, longest-running reality TV show in the universe.  Eons ago, intergalactic network heads put 17 different species -- including Asians, Bears, Ducks, Jews, Deer, and Hispanics -- together on the same planet and then televised the resulting chaos.  And the satellite dish in Cartman's ass is one of thousands around the world that help broadcast the show.

When the boys' meddling causes earthlings to become aware that they're being watched, the network heads decide to "cancel" the show and destroy Earth. In desperation, the boys contact the [[Joozians]], an alien race that controls all media in the universe. They do lunch with two Joozian executives and then follow them to a strip club. The creatures get high on some sort of purple space powder (called "blancgh") and then retire to a hotel room to suck each other's  jaggons -- all while the boys watch (and take a picture).

Afterward, a deal is struck. If the boys keep quiet about the jaggon-sucking incident, the [[Joozians]] won't destroy Earth. The kids' memories are erased and they're returned to South Park, none the worse for wear. Except for some reason, Kenny now possesses a photograph of what appears to be two aliens having sex.