Editing Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (section)

===Description===
Cartman tells Kyle, Stan and Kenny that he dreamed he was abducted by aliens and given an anal probe. The boys think it actually happened, but Cartman refuses to believe. After they board the school bus Kyle looks out the rear window and is horrified to see his baby brother Ike taken away by aliens.

At lunch Stan is confronted by his secret love Wendy Testaburger and gets so nervous he vomits on her. Even though he always pukes in her presence, the two decide to meet later. Cartman emits a fart, followed by a long metal stalk with a giant mechanical eye. It takes a quick look around before retreating back inside its host. 

Chef pulls the cafeteria's fire alarm to help the boys escape and look for Ike. En route Cartman gets zapped by a mysterious ray that causes him to perform a 1930s ditty called "I Love to Singa." Shortly thereafter Cartman abandons the quest. Stan also bails in order to keep his rendezvous with Wendy. Kyle, dejected, tags along with Stan. 

When they meet up with Wendy, she suggests using "the fat kid" to lure the aliens. Cartman is rounded up and tethered to a tree, and an 80-foot satellite dish promptly emerges from his anus. The aliens arrive and a hatch on the side of their mother ship opens, revealing Ike. He jumps down into a snow bank and is reunited with Kyle.

The aliens begin a long conversation with a herd of local cattle. Via subtitles, we learn that of all earth's life forms, they respect cows the most. They give the cows a strange-looking device, then return to their ship to leave while beaming up Cartman. In the end, just when Stan thinks he can stand normally beside Wendy, he vomits on her again. 

The next day Stan and Kyle wait for the school bus as usual. Suddenly Cartman falls out of the sky. He says he had another bizarre abduction "dream" during which Scott Baio, who was aboard the alien ship, gave him pinkeye. Officer Barbrady corners the runaway cows that met with the visitors. The cows promptly zap him with the alien device, which causes Barbrady to perform "I Love to Singa," just like Cartman did.