Editing Christian Rock Hard (section)

===Description===
The boys garage band Moop hits a creative wall -- they can't seem to find their musical direction.  Cartman suggests they form a Christian rock band (so they can get rich).  The boys kick him out of the band.  Pissed, he bets Kyle that his Christian band can make a platinum album first.  Cartman then enlists Tolkien to play bass (even though he's never touched one in his life) and Butters to play drums.  They call their band Faith +1.

Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny download songs off the internet to find a sound for their group. They're immediately arrested by the FBI for music piracy and given a crash course in the "evils" of free downloading. They become so violently opposed to the process that their band goes on strike until free downloading stops.

Cartman, on the other hand, busily writes songs for his Christian band.  By simply replacing words like "baby" and "darling" with "Jesus," he masters the craft of Christian songwriting.  Soon his group is signed by a major record label and becomes a huge success.

Meanwhile, Metallica hears about Moop's refusal to play and joins them -- along with a host of other big-name acts. As the strike drags on, Kyle gets a letter from Cartman informing him that Faith + 1's album has officially gone platinum. Kyle realizes he's been so busy trying to protect his music that he neglected to create any. He and Stan announce that their group is about art rather than cash and that they're abandoning the strike. The other big-name artists, who are just in it for the money, decline to follow suit.

Kyle has no choice but to admit Cartman won the bet and pay him $10. The next day, Cartman hosts a lavish award ceremony to honor Faith +1. In front of the entire town, however, Cartman learns that the Christian Recording Industry hands out "myrrh" albums to million-selling artists, not platinum. On this technicality, Kyle refuses to pay up. Cartman goes berserk, smashes his award, and shouts " F*** Jesus!" -- ending his Christian rock career on the spot. Tolkien beats him up and then Butters farts on his head and flips him off.