Editing Christmas Snow (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Full Description== [[Santa Claus]] warns people about driving drunk during Christmas, and encourages everyone to enjoy the holiday responsibly. His advice is promptly ignored as the residents of South Park dangerously drive around the city while impaired. The next day, they discover alcohol sales are banned until January 2nd, upsetting the townspeople since they must endure their families while sober. Without alcohol to drink, the streets are empty and the mayor feels South Park has lost its Christmas spirit. She asks [[Randy]] (who has now grown a white beard) to resume selling marijuana to the citizens, despite the marijuana season being over. Randy and [[Towelie]] try to think of something special, rather than repackaging old product. The falling snow inspires Randy to create "Christmas Snow": marijuana laced with a white substance. The people love it and resume driving under the influence. [[Mayor McDaniels]] is shocked to find that Christmas Snow contains cocaine since it is illegal. Surprised, Randy quickly launches a protest and easily gets cocaine legalized in several states. Santa is upset that people continue to drive under the influence, now due to drugs, and marijuana sales are subsequently banned until after the holidays. Randy decides to sell pure “organic, local” cocaine, without the marijuana “impurities”. It proves popular and people continue to drive impaired. On Christmas Eve, Santa steals all the Christmas Snow from people’s houses. People begin to panic as they wake up to discover their drugs are missing. Determined to save Christmas, Randy chases Santa until he crashes his sleigh, and argues over the benefits of cocaine. Randy convinces Santa to try the drug, who is impressed with the quality. Jesus arrives to settle the dispute, is similarly convinced to try the cocaine, and is won over. In order to return the Christmas Snow to South Park, Jesus levitates it into the air, causing it to snow cocaine over South Park. Everyone celebrates by consuming the drug and driving one more time. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)