Editing Damien (section)

===Description===
At school, Cartman passes out invitations to his birthday party, a celebration of legendary proportions. He's interrupted when Mr. Garrison introduces a new student, a sullen-looking kid named Damien. He's very up-front about the fact that he's the son of Satan. During lunch he turns Kenny into a duckbilled platypus, causes a windstorm in the lunchroom and demands to speak with Jesus.

The boys fetch the Savior. Damien tells Jesus his father Satan wants to battle him for control of the world, right in South Park. The locals, oblivious to the broader metaphysical implications of the conflict, frivolously bet on Jesus. The fight is scheduled for Saturday at the South Park Forum. 

Saturday is also Cartman's birthday. The kids are torn about which event to attend. At the prefight weigh-in, they are appalled to see that Satan clocks in at 7-feet 2-inches and 320 pounds, while Jesus weighs only 135 pounds. This causes the townspeople to change their bets en masse from Jesus to Satan.

The day for the fight and Cartman's birthday arrives. Most of the town's kids elect to go to the party including Damien, even though he wasn't invited. He wins over the other children by first torturing and then murdering (but not really) Pip in a highly inventive way.

The scheduling conflict with the Jesus/Satan fight and Cartman's party is resolved when Kyle, instead of bringing Cartman a robot action figure as he was told to, gives him an "Ants in the Pants" game. Furious, Cartman throws everyone out and ends the party.

The kids head for the South Park Forum, where Jesus is taking a tremendous beating. Between rounds Stan gives him a furious pep talk. When the bell rings Jesus strikes his first blow, just an inconsequential tap on the arm. To everyone's surprise, Satan crashes to the mat and is counted out. As he explains before leaving, he is the only person who bet on Jesus -- and now he'll take the towns' hard-earned savings with him to Hell.