Editing Douche and Turd (section)

===Description===
When [[PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals)]] protests the use of a cow ([[Mooey]]) for South Park Elementary's mascot, the search begins for a less-controversial school symbol. The kids get to vote, but they really hate the lame choices offered by the school. Instead they plan to nominate and elect a "joke" candidate. But they can't decide between [[Kyle]]'s favorite, a giant douche, and [[Cartman]]'s choice, a turd sandwich.

[[Stan]] sees the entire exercise of picking between a douche and a turd as pointless and idiotic, and vows to sit out the election. His friends are stunned that Stan wouldn't participate in the democratic process -- particularly Kyle, who calls in [[P Diddy]] to help his friend see the light. Puff Daddy does this using his "Vote or Die" campaign -- basically, if Stan doesn't vote, he'll kill him.

To avoid being shot, Stan casts a ballot for [[Turd Sandwich]], which angers Kyle.  Stan realizes his friend only wanted him to vote because he figured he would back his side. Once again, Stan withdraws from the balloting -- an offense so great that he gets banished from South Park for eternity or until he decides voting matters. He's tied up, placed on the back of a horse, and run out of town in disgrace.

His horse wanders on and on, eventually ending up at a PETA commune.  Here, we see that the PETA members have been living in "perfect harmony" with the animals -- and by perfect harmony, they mean interbreeding and marrying their animal companions.  Not surprisingly, Stan doesn't fit in here either.  While he's there however, one of the camp's leaders helpfully explains the political process to him, stating that all such elections are between douches and turds, because those are the only types of people who can make it in politics.

Puff Daddy and his posse show up to kill Stan. But upon seeing Puffy's flamboyant fur coat, the PETA members throw red paint on him -- so he kills them instead.  Stan escapes in the confusion, returns to South Park, and is welcomed back as a voter.

With all eyes upon him, he casts his vote for Turd Sandwich -- which is soundly beaten, 1,410 to 36.  Even worse, Mr. Garrison announces that since the PETA people are all dead, the cow mascot can now remain in effect.  Turns out, his vote really didn't matter.