Editing Ike's Wee Wee (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Description=== Mr. Mackey is fired when, during a lecture on the evils of drugs and alcohol, a marijuana sample that he passes around the class mysteriously vanishes (and secretly stolen by Mr. Garrison). Mr. Mackey is kicked out of his house and winds up on drugs, which turn out to be kind of enjoyable. He hooks up with a hippie chick and they decide to get married and honeymoon in India. Meanwhile, Kyle is horrified to learn that his little brother Ike is about to have a bris -- something he misconstrues as a party at which Ike's penis will be cut off. He puts his brother on a train to Nebraska and replaces him with a life-sized doll. A dog runs off with it, then is struck by a truck, which explodes. At Ike's "funeral" it's revealed that he was adopted from Canada. Since Ike isn't his "real" brother, Kyle no longer cares about him and tells his parents where he can be found. Mr. Mackey, while honeymooning in India, is captured by the A-Team and tossed into the Betty Ford Clinic where he's "cured" of his addiction. Kyle has second thoughts about his relationship to Ike on the day of the bris, when his little brother flees to his room in terror. Kyle defends him fiercely against the besieging adults, until they explain that they won't cut off his entire penis, just a little bit at the end "to make it look bigger." Stan and Cartman promptly demand to be circumcised too. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)