Editing Jesus Christ (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Memorable Quotes== *"Yea, my children, look upon me and know me." *"Very well. Let the final battle between Good and Evil be fought - right here in South Park!" ([[Damien]]) *"Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to meβ¦" ([[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]]) *"SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Jesus, what is wrong with you people?! Look around you, Stanley. Look at all the pain and suffering your lie has caused." ([[The Mexican Staring Frog of Sri Lanka]]) *"You pooped your pants? Nurse, Mr. Stewart has apparently pooped his pants." ([[Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus]]) *"God doesn't want you to spend all your time being afraid of hell, or praising His name. God wants you to spend your time helping others, and living a good, happy life. That's how you live for Him." ([[Probably]]) *"Very well. I shall perform the miracle. Behold. Here you can see ordinary water, clear, clean. Okay now, turn around. Er, nuh, tur- turn around." ([[Super Best Friends]]) *"Don't... don't ever... let them take away... our... Christmas spirit." ([[Red Sleigh Down]]) *"We have no choice, Kyle. You're going to have to kill me." ([[Fantastic Easter Special]]) *"Buddha, don't do coke in front of kids!" ([[200]]) *"My child, have you ever heard of a place called Hell? It's eternal fire, and it's gonna hurt real bad." ([[Butterballs]]) *"And even if I did use performance enhancing drugs, so did all the other prophets. But I didn't." ([[A Scause for Applause]]) Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)