Editing ManBearPig (section)

===Description===
During a special school assembly, former Vice President Al Gore stops in to educate the students about the single biggest threat to our planet: ManBearPig.  According to Gore, this "half man, half bear, half pig" roams the Earth alone, trying to get you. 

Later, while the boys are playing basketball, Gore pays a surprise visit dressed in a shitty ManBearPig costume -- warning that next time, this could actually be the real monster.  He's super cereal.  He then continues to "spread awareness" by calling Stan frantically in the middle of the night, demanding that he and the rest of the boys attend a vital morning meeting concerning the MBP threat.

Feeling sorry for Gore (who has no friends and cries frequently), Stan agrees to attend.  He drags along Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny to the meeting at Gore's hotel room, which is set up as a high-tech MPB Command Center.  Just then, an alert goes off signaling that ManBearPig is holed up in a famous Colorado tourist spot called Cave of the Winds.  The boys don't want to go, but when they learn Gore can get them out of school, they give in.

At the Cave of the Winds, the boys and Gore join a tour group to explore the caverns.  During the tour, however, Gore thinks he hears ManBearPig lurking in the darkness and starts blasting off his shotgun, causing a massive cave-in that traps the kids. 

Stranded, the boys all search for ways out.  No one finds anything -- except for Cartman, who secretly discovers a mound of gold and treasure.  In order to keep it safe from the others, he painfully swallows every piece over the next few days.  Consuming all this treasure makes him horrifically bloated and immobile.  Unaware of the true cause, the boys believe him to be severely ill, and struggle to carry Cartman to safety.

Meanwhile, rescue teams frantically dig through the rubble to try and rescue the missing boys.  Gore, however, urges the workers to stop digging, and instead fill the cave with molten lead, as this is the only way to make sure ManBearPig is dead.  The workers ignore his plea and continue to search.

Taking matters into his own hands, Gore diverts a nearby river, effectively flooding the cave with water in an attempt to drown MBP.  Instead, he almost succeeds in drowning the boys, who barely escape with their lives. They emerge from the rubble in the middle of a memorial service being held in their honor. 

Kyle berates Gore for his ManBearPig obsession, while Cartman learns that his "treasure" was just worthless junk positioned in the cave as a tourist photo spot.  He then begins to slowly, painfully shit out great masses of coins and jewelry.  He's still at it when the credits roll.