Editing Scott Tenorman Must Die (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Description=== Cartman announces to the boys that he has gotten his first pubic hair. He bought them from an eighth grader named Scott Tenorman for $16.12. Cartman vows revenge when he finds out you don't buy pubes, you grow them yourself. He decides to get Tenorman's favorite band, Radiohead, to come to town for a chili festival, then have a specially trained pony bite off his penis. He brings Stan and Kyle in on the scheme, and they promptly rat him out. Tenorman convinces his parents to take the penis-biting pony, located at Farmer Denkins' ranch, to an animal shelter. In their absence, he makes a batch of chili that's filled with pubic hair from all the boys in town. At the chili festival, Tenorman gets Cartman to try a bowl of the "pube chili", while he eats some of the chili Cartman prepared. Afterward, Cartman reveals that he knew Tenorman would give him a serving of pube chili, and that he switched it with food Chef brought. Then Cartman reveals that the chili he gave Tenorman is made from the bodies of his own dead parents, who were gunned down by Farmer Denkins when they tried to take the pony. It seems that Cartman knew that Kyle and Stan would betray him. That's why he revealed a portion of his plan to them. Tenorman breaks down starts crying just as the band Radiohead arrives. They mock him for being a baby. Cartman triumphantly licks the tears off his enemy's face. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)