Editing The Losing Edge (section)

===Description===
The boys celebrate when their Little League team wins its final regular season game -- not because they're excited, because it means they're done playing baseball for the rest of the summer.  Unfortunately mid-celebration, they're told by their proud parents that the win qualifies them for a round of post-season contests. 

Bummed out, they decide that they must do something to lose; they can't bare to spend any more time playing baseball.  They all agree to take a dive during their next game but this turns out to be far tougher than expected.  Their opponents are equally sick of Little League and play even worse than they do, managing to squeeze out a loss. The same holds true for South Park's next few opponents, all of whom prove even more skilled at intentionally sucking.

Needless to say, the boys' parents have a different view of the situation. Oblivious to their kids' distaste for the game, they're super stoked at the prospect of ever-greater baseball "glory."  Particularly Randy, who gets drunk at every game, picks a fight with a dad from the opposing team, and gets hauled off by the police.  When told that the fathers of kids on playoff teams take drunk and obnoxious to a whole new level, he begins to train, Rocky-style, to meet the challenge.

Despite their valiant attempts to lose, the boys make it all the way to the Colorado Little League State Championship game in Denver.  If they win, they'll [unfortunately] spend the rest of the summer on the national circuit.  

During the pre-game press conference, Randy gets a look at his probable opponent -- an extremely fat, costume-clad parent called Bat Dad.  Bat Dad is so huge and aggressive that Randy has a crisis of confidence.  He even contemplates missing the game and ducking the fight.

While the parents hope their kids will win, the South Park kids go to extremes to ensure defeat.  Kyle gets his cousin, Kyle, who has no athletic abilites and no knowledge of baseball, to join the team.  But even that isn't enough.  The Denver team has mastered the sport of sucking.  They hit balls directly into the South Park kids' gloves and cause Kyle's cousin to score a home run by pitching the ball directly into his bat, then refusing to stop him as he slowly rounds the bases.
But just when all seems lost  or rather, won Randy shows up for the game and takes on Bat Dad.  Their bloody fight spills onto the field, where Randy takes an ass-whooping. 

The game's umpire yells that the next person who throws a punch will get his team disqualified -- which sends the South Park kids into a frenzy.  They rally behind Randy, giving him the strength he needs to get back up and knock out Bat Dad.  This victorious punch also disqualifies South Park.

The boys' summer is saved. As his father is led away by the cops, Stan tells him he's the greatest.