Editing The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (section)

===Description===
The boys try to make extra cash by rounding up stray teeth and leaving them under Cartman's pillow for the Tooth Fairy. But they leave so many (112, including 15 in one night), that his mom is forced to admit she's the one handing out the money. The news that the Tooth Fairy doesn't exist stuns the boys. Kyle  begins to question if anything, including himself, is real. 

Nevertheless, they soon come up with a new scam -- placing teeth under the pillows of other kids, then collecting the money their parents leave. But they soon run afoul of a kid named Loogie, who masterminds a shadowy Tooth Fairy syndicate based on the same principle. The boys agree to handle Loogie's South Park operation in exchange for 2 percent of the profits -- and not having their penises cut off.  Kyle is now consumed by the possibility of infinite alternate realities.

Cartman gets greedy and decides to cut Loogie out and keep all the money. The American Dental Association is on to the Tooth Fairy racket and sets a trap.  Cartman, Stan and Kyle show up at the home of a kid with leukemia they saw on TV.  The leukemia kid is  supposed to get $600 from the Tooth Fairy for a bone marrow transplant. The ADA lies in wait and so do Loogie and his goons. 

Just as the boys are about to be beaten to a pulp or arrested, Kyle winks out of existence, only to return as an all-powerful being that can bend reality to its will (which, for a moment, is a half-chicken half-squirrel monster). The dentists flee in terror. Loogie's criminal empire is destroyed. Kyle returns to our plane of existence, satisfied that though the thing we call "reality" may be ephemeral, the fact of our consciousness is not.