Editing Time To Get Cereal (section)

==Full Description==
South Park residents [[Jimbo Kern]] and [[Ned Gerblansky]] track what they believe to be a bear through a field, which is revealed to be Tegridy Farms, the property of [[Randy]] and [[Sharon Marsh]]. Suddenly, Ned is attacked by a monster called [[ManBearPig]] (a creature first referenced in the episode of the same name) and is carried away in his jaws in front of Jimbo, Randy, and Randy's son, Stan, an incident that Stan relates to his friends.

A schoolmate of Stan's named [[Colin Brooks]] is found dead in the schoolyard of South Park Elementary School. Thinking it was another school shooting, Park County Police investigator [[Harrison 'Harris' Yates|Sergeant Yates]] goes to the school, irritated that his time playing Red Dead Redemption 2, which is repeatedly referenced by other characters in the episode, is being infringed on by the local children. Despite the mutilated and partially eaten remains, Yates continues to regard Brooks' death as a shooting. His suspicions fall on [[Stan]] and his three friends, [[Eric Cartman]], [[Kenny McCormick]], and [[Kyle Broflovski]], for which Yates eventually issues arrest warrants.

More bodies are found in the woods, and [[ManBearPig]] eventually begins attacking groups of people in eating establishments in broad daylight. Despite this, some members of the public continue to express skepticism of ManBearPig's existence, and question what could possibly be done about it now. As the attacks continue, Yates and his wife, [[Maggie Yates]], suffer the stress of the investigation, especially as it infringes upon the free time he would rather spend playing his video game.

Remembering that former U.S. Vice President [[Al Gore]] was an investigator in the existence of ManBearPig, Stan and his friends go to him to enlist his help. Gore angrily recalls when the boys and the rest of the public ridiculed and ignored him when he tried to warn them about the creature in that prior episode and says that they should have heeded his warnings back then. After acceding to Gore's demand for an apology and extended praise and groveling, Gore decides to help them. He tells the boys that ManBearPig is a demon sent by the Devil for unknown reasons. The group sacrifices a goat in a demonic ritual in order to summon [[Satan]], who leads the group to a library to research the creature. There, Satan learns that ManBearPig is a Sifter of Fate, a demon that appears every few generations to exploit mankind's weaknesses by making a deal with someone in town. Yates and the police surround the library and order the boys to surrender. Stan pleads with the police, telling them that Al Gore was right all along, and that this time, they all need to admit that they were wrong. Yates ignores Stan and arrests the boys, much to the horror of Stan's grandfather [[Marvin Marsh]], who watches the event on television.