Editing Wing (section)

===Description===
Tolkien wins the Colorado Child Star Contest, netting him $200 and the chance to sing at the Miss Colorado Pageant in Denver.  The boys decide they should be getting a cut of this money too and form the Super Awesome Talent Agency.  After a bit of sweet-talking, Tolkien signs with the boys and becomes their first client.

But the relationship is short lived. After Tolkien performs to raves at the pageant, he's swept away by Don Hizeman, a slick agent from the Creative Arts Agency (CAA) in Los Angeles.  Despite their protests, their client is gone.

Fortunately, word of their agency has spread. City Wok owner Tuong Lu Kim asks the boys to represent his wife, Wing, who's just been shipped over from China by the Chinese Mafia.  She performs a unique rendition of ABBA's "Dancing Queen" for the boys, and they sign her because she's already secured an audition for American Idol.

The boys accompany her to Los Angeles for the competition, only to discover they'll have to wait weeks for an Idol shot.  Instead they sign Wing up for another reality show that happens to have an open slot -- The Contender.  Wing's musical skills prove of little use in the boxing ring, however, as she sings "Fernando" while being beaten to a pulp by a boxer nicknamed the Destructor.  On the bright side, her performance impresses the show's host, Sylvester Stallone.  After the match, he hires Wing to sing at his son's wedding for $4,000.

The boys are ecstatic at the big payday, until they see Wing forcefully taken away in a limousine by the Chinese Mafia -- whom they mistakenly believe to be Creative Arts Agency minions. Determined to get her back, they track the Mafia guys to their lair, triggering a massive shootout that kills Kenny, along with a large number of Mafia thugs.

The mafia leader says he "owns" Wing and threatens to kill her.  The boys argue that they contractually owned her first, and demand he turn her over.  Finally, they reach a mutual epiphany and realize that controlling other people is wrong.  The boys decide to get out of the talent agent business, and conversely, the Chinese Mafia leader vows to stop enslaving people.

Wing performs at Stallone's son's wedding, to the delight of the assembled crowd -- which includes the Chinese Mafia, the boys, and Wing's husband, Tuong Lu Kim.  In the middle of her performance, Tolkien appears -- only now he's working as a waiter to try to earn enough cash to return to South Park.  Apparently the folks at CAA didn't help him at all.  Cartman tells him to fetch more bread and olive oil.