Editing Freemium Isn't Free (section)

==Memorable Quotes==
*"Yeah and the most unbelievable part.  It's totally FREE!  You should download it to your phone right now, I mean, come on, if it's free why wouldn't you?" [[Jimmy Valmer]]

*"YOU'VE COLLECTED TEN CANADIAN COINS!  CONGRATULATIONS!  HEY YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS, GUY!" (The Terrence & Phillip Mobile Game)  

*"It's a figure of speech with crippled people. We'd say we lost an arm and a leg but they ain't worth much!" [[Jimmy Valmer]]

*[[Kyle Broflovski]]: "What!" [[Eric Cartman]]: "The!" [[Kenny McCormick]]: "Fuck!"

*"It's a simple cycle. A never ending loop based on RPGs.  Explore, Collect, Spend, Improve.  But whereas those just used the concept of XP or experience points, WE'VE introduced the idea of micropaying with money." [[Canadian Minister of Mobile Gaming]]

*"So, basically, the genes you got from your dad make you more LIKELY to have trouble with um, dopamine regulation and THAT'S why you need to kind of watch out for addictive stuff." [[Satan]]

*"You know they all do it and it's kind of my deal, I've gotta put temptation out there so people have free will and all that shit, but you know, everyone has their justification and thinks what they're doing is ok." [[Satan]]

*"No, see If something's addictive because it's FUN, that's one thing, but this is just blatant Skinner Box manipulation." [[Satan]]

*"Do you know what you've done to your grandson?! You infected HIM with your bullshit!" [[Randy Marsh]]

*"I'm gonna need to borrow your soul kid ,is that alright?" [[Satan]]

*"BEELZABOOT!" [[Canadian Devil]]

*"Stan, just because I make a good living with my music doesn't mean you can blow it all on CANADOUGH!" [[Randy Marsh]]

*"Alright. Alright, I never played it. I stay away from the stuff." [[Jimmy Valmer]]

*"You. Friends. Fun. Drink. Hot girls. YOU'RE hot. Drink more. Expensive cars. Ass. DRINK. Ass..."

*"Do you know how many songs I have to write to make back that much money?? [[Randy Marsh]]

*"YOU HATH SUMMONED THE PRINCE OF TEMPTATION FOR WHAT PURPOSE?? [[Satan]]

*"So you've got dopamine, right? That's the chemical released in your brain when you do something pleasurable..." [[Satan]]

*"Told ya. Kid's got demons. I don't do that." [[Randy Marsh]]

*"I shall return! Do not attempt to stop me!" [[Satan (Stan Marsh)]]

*"When the Prince signed the agreement to make a freemium game, he apparently made a deal with the Canadian Devil." [[Canadian Reporter]]

*"It's not drinking, it's called White Zinfandel Sipping Sprint and it's competitive. Get off your high fuckin' horse." [[Randy Marsh]]
* "I am not 'chugging beer' I'm SAMPLING a flight of gluten free German lagers with a French wine pairing. It's called a SMORGASVEIN and it's elegantly cultural." [[Randy]
* "I'm the Canadian devil, guy" [[Canadian Devil]]