Editing Informative Murder Porn (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Memorable Quotes== * "Boooo, Wendy Testaburger. Boo." [[Eric Cartman]] * "We'll just need to find a window of time you can be home - how about between the hours of 6am and 3pm all of November?" (Cable Company Worker) * "I'm sorry sir, if you need it now perhaps you should switch to another cable company. Ohhh there's not another cable company is there?" (Cable Company Worker) * "You're a lousy kid! I wish Jaden Smith was my son!" [[Randy Marsh]] * "HOW DO YOU GET WOOD?" (Corey Lanksin) * "I play the banjo too." (Cop) * "Our parents are still watching Murder Porn AND now they're screwing up Minecraft too!" [[Eric Cartman]] * "OH NICE ONE, Stotch! Your castle fucking sucks!" [[Randy Marsh]] * "Real sick shit. Your parents watch that stuff?" (Corey Lanksin) * "Is there a problem here?" (Cable Company Worker) * "GOD DAMMIT I JUST DON'T WANT MY PARENTS TO MURDER EACH OTHER!!!" [[Stan Marsh]] * "I wish I could live with Jaden Smith so I could be rich and I wouldn't have to live in a boring sexless marriage where all your mom and I do is piss each other off!" [[Randy Marsh]] * "Because at your local cable company, the customer is ALWAYS - our bitch." (Cable Company President) * "Oh come on! You can't block your parents from watching informative murder porn" [[Randy]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)