Editing Member Berries (section)

===Full Description===
A girls' volleyball match in the South Park gymnasium appears to be massively attended by the townspeople. However, the vast majority of them are only there to see how many of the players will sit down during the playing of the national anthem to protest a misogynist Internet troll known as Skankhunt42 on their school's message boards, with [[Randy Marsh]]  even having placed a bet. Meanwhile, Congress decides that The Star-Spangled Banner needs a reboot in order to fix the divisiveness caused by the protests, and turns to J. J. Abrams for help.

[[Randy Marsh|Randy]]  later assures a Gallup pollster that his family will vote for the "[[Turd Sandwich]] instead of the [[Giant Douche]]" much to Sharon's annoyance. Stressed out over the political climate, [[Stephen Stotch]] recommends eating a superfruit called "member berries" to relax. The Member Berries, which are small purple berries that utter nostalgic phrases, initially relax [[Randy Marsh|Randy]] , but he is shocked when they begin to reminisce about topics including the Reagan Era, when there were fewer Mexicans around, and when gay marriage was not legal, so he stops eating them.

As Mr. Garrison and his running mate Caitlyn Jenner's presidential campaign picks up steam, he quickly realizes that he will be unable to carry out his ludicrous campaign promises. As he also cannot quit without "looking like a jackass," he vows to continue running but in a way that will ensure Hillary Clinton's victory although he cannot figure out how to do so until a newscaster announces the rebooted anthem. Garrison decides to sit out the anthem at a football game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Carolina Panthers attended by both him and Clinton, only to be thwarted by the fact that Abrams' reboot simply allows people to choose whether to sit, stand or kneel to honor America.

[[Kyle Broflovski]] and the victimized girls strongly suspect that [[Eric Cartman]]is responsible for the messages, but cannot prove it. Cartman also denies being Skankhunt42, although he does not help his case by attempting to host a girls' stand-up comedy session in the gym and pretending to have been attacked by the girls afterward. At the end of the episode it is revealed that Skankhunt42 is actually Kyle's father, [[Gerald Broflovski|Gerald]].