Editing Randy Marsh (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Memorable Quotes== * "Staaaaaannnnn..." * "Make love to me Randy! Please!" ([[Spontaneous Combustion]]) * "Staaaaan. Your name - Is Staaan." ([[Child Abduction is Not Funny]]) * "It's cool on my tongue..." ([[Red Man's Greed]]) * "Stanley, listen to me... I have SARS... There's only a ninety eight percent chance that I will live." ([[Red Man's Greed]]) * "I didn't hear no bell." ([[The Losing Edge]]) * "For WHAT?! Arresting me for what?! I'm not allowed to stand up for myself?! I thought this was AMERICA!" ([[The Losing Edge]]) * "Isn't this America?! I'm sorry, I thought this was America!" ([[The Losing Edge]]) * "With all due respect, cliché dissenting republican, the economy isn't going to matter THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW." ([[Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow]]) * "What seems to be the officer, problem?" ([[Bloody Mary]]) * "I'm not an r-tard..." ([[Make Love, Not Warcraft]]) * "In the outside world I'm a simple geologist. But in HERE... I am Falcorn, defender of the Alliance." ([[Make Love, Not Warcraft]]) * "We are all part of a secret society, Stan. A very ancient and very important society of men who follow the way of the rabbit and protect the secret of the Easter bunny. We are called... The Hare Club For Men." ([[Fantastic Easter Special]]) * "Hang on, I almost caught the dragon!" ([[Guitar Queer-O]]) * "No it wasn't me. IT WAS THE SPOOKY GHOST!!!" ([[Over Logging]]) * "And we're gonna top that with a little Creme Fraiche." ([[Creme Fraiche]]) * "You gonna deglaze that fuckin' pan?" ([[Creme Fraiche]]) * "My name's Steamy Ray Vaughn and here's a little bit a rattlesnake!" ([[You're Getting Old]]) * "1 ounce of purple lurple, 2 ounces of fishermen's friend and a half ounce of Alabama Kush!" ([[Medicinal Fried Chicken]]) * "Look, I'm telling you guys it's awesome. I can have all the pot I want, I get around faster than walking AND whenever I need a seat, I can just sit on my balls. Lemme tell you something else... Chicks LOVE em." ([[Medicinal Fried Chicken]]) * "Stanny boy! I'm cominnnn!!!" ([[A Nightmare on Face Time]]) * "You're a lousy kid! I wish Jaden Smith was my son!" ([[Informative Murder Porn]]) * "I wish I could live with Jaden Smith so I could be rich and I wouldn't have to live in a boring sexless marriage where all your mom and I do is piss each other off!" ([[Informative Murder Porn]]) * "Winter is coming Sharon. And I'm a sneaky little bee. Buzz Buzz." ([[Black Friday]]) * "No... YOU can't die! Everybody really likes you!" ([[Black Friday]]) * "WHAT?!?! OH MY GOD EVERYONE LOVES TOM HANKS AND BEYONCE!!" ([[Titties and Dragons]]) * "No Way, Beer's bad for you!" ([[Gluten Free Ebola]]) * "Its' ok, its' gluten free." ([[The Cissy]]) * "I am Lorde," ([[The Cissy]]) * "I wanna be PC WOO WOO!" ([[Stunning and Brave]]) * "NONONONONONONONONONONO! SoDoSoPa! SoDoSoPa! SoDoSoPa!" ([[The City Part of Town]]) Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)