Editing A Million Little Fibers (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "If I was a towel, why would I be wearing this hat? And this fake mustache?" [[Towelie]] * "I have come up with a shocking discovery that is going to rock the balls and ass of the literary world." [[Geraldo Rivera]] * "Well you know what I think, Towelie? I think you're a lying sack of shit." [[Oprah Winfrey]] * "Is this audience ready for a good old-fashioned lynching?" [[Oprah Winfrey]] * "Every time I get high I come up with ideas that get me in more trouble." [[Towelie]] * "This is the most unstable vagina I've ever talked to." (Negotiator) * "Oh man I have no idea what's going on." [[Towelie]] * "I can't take it any more. All she does is work, work, work. Never pays any attention to the ol' minge." (Minge) * "YOU'RE a towel!!" [[Towelie]] * "I want a chopper and a jet waiting at the airport to take us to France. Plus, we need some fresh knickers right away." (Minge) * "Oprah's going to be okay. I wish I could say the same for her vagina and asshole." (Negotiator) Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)