Editing Christian Rock Hard (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "Tolkien, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass." [[Cartman]] * "I'm going to kill you one day, Tolkien." [[Cartman]] * "I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus! I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!" [[Cartman]] * "We're just about the money." [[Britney Spears]] * "Relax and enjoy, black asshole." [[Cartman]] * "First one to have a platinum album wins. GO!" [[Cartman]] * "Haven't you guys ever seen an album cover? You're supposed to be standing in random places, looking away like you don't care!" [[Cartman]] * "Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off." [[Cartman]] * "I want to walk hand in hand with Jesus on a private beach for two. I want him to nibble on my ear and say 'I'm here for you'." Lyrics to Faith +1 song * "PS - Nya nya nya nya nyaa nya, ha ha ha ha haaa ha." [[Cartman]]'s letter to Kyle * "This is the worst day of my life." [[Kyle]] * "This is the best day of my life." [[Cartman]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)