Editing Douche and Turd (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "Turd sandwich is not only the first turd to be nominated school mascot, but even the first sandwich." [[Butters]] * "I thought I told you vote or die, bitch!" [[P Diddy]] * "The outside world looks down on a man marrying a llama, but our love knows no boundaries." [[PETA Member]] * "It's Mooey! Mooey wave to me!!" [[Butters]] * "Oh Jesus, not PETA again." [[Mr. Garrison]] * "God damnit you guys, Butters is our friend and he should be allowed to say his opinion!" [[Cartman]] * "We've got spirit, yes we do! Giant douches me and you!! Let's GOOOO douches!!" [[Giant Douche Mascot]] * "We've got spirit, yes we do! We are sandwiches filled with poo! YEAA!!" [[Turd Sandwich Mascot]] * "A vote for Turd Sandwich is a vote for tomorrow." [[Cartman]] * "We have got to make Stan understand the importance of voting because he'll definitely vote for our guy." [[Kyle]] * "I like it when you vote, bitch. Shake them titties when you vote, bitch." [[P Diddy]]'s "Vote or Die" song * "This is breaking your mother's heart, Stan. She couldn't even help tie you to the horse." [[Randy]] * "YOU'RE a turd sandwich!" [[Turd Sandwich]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)