Editing Helen Keller! The Musical (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "That's Gobbles, the physically challenged turkey." [[Cartman]] * "We can't be outdone by the kindergartners!" [[Kyle]] * "Come on, you blind bitch! Channel your spirit through me!" [[Cartman]] * "Helen Keller, Helen Keller, blind as a bat / She can't hear us speak. What's up with that?" Kids' chorus * "Gobbles!!! Timmy!!!" [[Timmy Burch]] * "Kyle, why do you do these things to me?" [[Cartman]] * "My turkey does not work with other turkeys!!" [[LaMonde]] * "Alright, maybe I tried to have Timmy's turkey crushed by a stage light, but I didn't do anything else. I'm not an asshole." [[Cartman]] * "I swore that if I had to see it one more time, I'd put a bullet in my head. But luckily I got really stoned before I came." [[Principal Victoria]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)