Editing Hooked on Monkey Fonics (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Memorable Quotes== * "If your monkey arrived in the box dead, call 1-800-555-4500 to get a new monkey." (Hooked on Monkey Fonics Instructional Tape) * "All right children, let's just try to pretend there isn't a little boy in a huge plastic hamster bubble here and go on with our studies." ([[Mr. Garrison]]) * "Oh God, that kid's gonna last about five seconds out on the playground." ([[Stan Marsh]]) * "Screw you guys, I'm gonna be home-schooled." ([[Eric Cartman]]) * "No Fonics Monkey! That's a bad Fonics Monkey!" ([[Eric Cartman]]) * "You bitch! I'm gonna whip your bitch ass!" ([[Mark Cotswolds]]) * "Put your hand down, cream puff." ([[Mr. Garrison]]) * "Please hit me." ([[Pip Pirrup]]) * "You bet your sweet ass I will." ([[Rebecca Cotswolds]]) * "You made my sister into a slut!! I'll kill you!!" ([[Mark Cotswolds]]) Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)