Editing Jared Has Aides (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "It's only in America that somebody can become famous just because they go from being a big fat ass to not being a big fat ass." [[Stan]] * "I can't lose weight, Butters, 'cause I'm not fat. I'm big-boned. You can't slim down bones, stupid!" [[Cartman]] * "Dammit Butters! Keep eating or I'll kick you 'til you're deader than Kenny!" [[Cartman]] * "How many times have we told you not to have self-performed liposuction surgery in our house?" [[Linda Stotch]] * "You guys I think I'm having a genius moment." [[Cartman]] * "You wouldn't be a penis butt, Butters. You'd be FAMOUS." [[Stan]] * "If you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him." [[Chef]] * "You guys have already gotten me in Dutch for getting fat, then I got in double Dutch for having liposuction, and you're asking me to be in TRIPLE Dutch?! Huh-uh, I'll never be that Dutch." [[Butters]] * "22 point three years. That's how long it takes for something tragic to become funny." [[ Kyle]] * "DON'T YOU HI MOM AND DAD US YOU LITTLE PUNK!!!! " [[Stephen Stotch]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)