Editing Krazy Kripples (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "Tim and I would love to pop some punk-ass Bloods. We're terrific at it." [[Jimmy Valmer]] * "I'm cool like a fool in a swimming ppp-ppp-pp-pp-pool." [[Jimmy Valmer]] * "You were sent here through the vengeful and angry hand of God to teach your mother and I a lesson. And that's a big responsibility, son." [[Ryan Valmer]] * "Tom, if irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now." [[Reporter]] * "Hey Timmy, how many able-bodied people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One!" [[Jimmy Valmer]] * "That must be what the fellas meant by 'pop some punk ass bloods,' they want us to get them Soda Pop and treats!" [[Jimmy Valmer]] * "Why you be tripin', mom?" [[Jimmy Valmer]] * "Look, my gang, which I can't talk about because it's super secret, is the most important thing to me now. And if you don't like it, you can just pass the blunt to the nigga on your left." [[Jimmy Valmer]] * "The old Christopher Reeve is dead! From now on I am Chris!" [[Christopher Reeve]] * "The once immobile Mr. Reeve says his new organization will be committed to world domination and evil. What an inspirational story, Tom." [[Reporter]] * "I mean, come on." [[Jimmy Valmer]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)