Editing Kyle Broflovski (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Life Lessons== *"Visitors, this morning you took my little brother, Ike. He's the little freckled kid that looks like a football. At first, I was happy you took him away. But I've learned something today. That having a little brother… is a pretty special thing. Ah, heck, Mr. Visitors, I'm just a kid all alone in this crazy world, but if you could find it in your hearts or whatever you have, to give my brother back to me, it sure would make my life brighter again. " *"Real life is so boring and stupid" *"Swearing can be fun, but doing it all the time causes a lot of problems" *"Cartman, you don't buy pubes, you grow them yourself!" *"I finally figured it out. You see, if someone like Cartman can get a million dollars on his own theme park, then there is no God. There is no God, dude" *"When people have children, they have to grow up!" *"Hybrid cars don't cause smugness. People do" *"You need to have a life. Have fun. Then ruin it by having a serious relationship." *"No matter what we think, it's not just a passing trend. We need to realize that the new generation of entertainment [YouTube celebrities] is here." Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)