Editing Lil' Crime Stoppers (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "We're going to need semen samples from everything in this room." [[Cartman]] * "You guys are playing detective. We're playing FBI. That gives us jurisdiction over you." "Agent" Tucker * "I'm pullin' on my wiener, but nothing's happening." [[Butters]] * "Oh my God! What kind of television have you kids been watching?!" Old Lady * "Kenny, you got the F.A.G. on that perp in Washington?" [[Cartman]] * "Now go sit on the toilet and tug on your weiner until white stuff comes out, then put it in this cup." [[Cartman]] * "Cover me! I'm going slo-mo!" [[Cartman]] * "I don't know how they do things down at that dog and pony show they call the fourth grade but here we have rules!" [[Lieutenant Dawson]] * "Hey, Broflovski's a good cop!" [[Cartman]] * "God damnit! Those junior detectives and their heroically reckless ways!" [[Lieutenant Dawson]] * "I was up there poundin' my weiner for two days straight and then I finally thought of Stan's mom's boobs and this little tiny splooch of white stuff came out!" [[Butters]] * "Just because your parents can afford better toys than ours can doesn't make you better than us!" [[Stan]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)