Editing Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "Joy to the world, for I have come. Let earth receive me." ([[Jesus Christ]]) * "Ah, fuck you, Jesus." ([[Santa Claus]]) * "Stick me in your mouth and try to say 'Howdy Ho, Yum Yum Yum'!" ([[Mr. Hankey]]) * "Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet, 'cause he's just clinging to your sphincter and he won't drop off and so you shake your ass around and try to get it to drop into the toilet and finally it does...!" (Man in Portable Toilet) * "Jews play stupid games. Jews, that's why they're lame!" ([[Eric Cartman]]) * "Let's not forget that for some people, Christmas is about the birth of Jesus." ([[Mr. Hankey]]) * "Oh holy night! The something something something. And is the night with Christmas trees and pie." ([[Eric Cartman]]) * "Merry fuckin' Christmas!" ([[Mr. Garrison]]) * "Un Tannenbaum!" ([[Adolf Hitler]]) * "Courteney Cox, I love you, you're so hot, on that show!" ([[Gerald Broflovski]]) Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)