Editing Pre-School (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "Jews can't be firemen." [[Cartman]] * "I am not going to have a titty twister! I hate titty twisters!" [[Cartman]] * "Okay, so now we just need to get a picture of Stan's mom naked. Cool." [[Cartman]] * "Oh, you are such stupid turds." [[Shelly]] * "There were no magical Christmas adventures or talking poo for me! I didn't get to fight a huge mechanized Barbra Streisand like you did! No accidental trips to Afghanistan for Trent Boyett!" [[Trent Boyett]] * "Hey gaybots, what's goin' on?" [[Cartman]] * "You better pray I never get out of juvenile hall! You better all pray!!" [[Trent Boyett]] * "Oh hamburgers! He's gonna kill me!!" [[Butters]] * "I just can't stand to hear him scream like that I'm gonna go upstairs." [[Linda Stotch]] * "From the test results it would appear your child was tortured by a bully. He received a massive snuggee, his underwear pulled up so high it nearly killed him. He also received two Indian sunburns on his forearms, a Charlie Horse on the thigh, and a second-degree titty twister. And from the damage to his head area, it appears he was also given a swirlee. A colossal one." [[Dr. Doctor]] * "Stupid little Fourthies!" [[Sixth Graders]] * "Your mom has the sweetest boobs ever!" [[Sixth Graders]] * "Stan's mom is old, so that means her nipples sag more to the bottom now." [[Cartman]] * "These are like the hottest tits I've ever seen!!!" [[Sixth Graders]] * "Jesus Christ, I've never seen so many Indian sunburns and titty twisters in my life!" [[Dr. Doctor]] * "Our lives have not been enjoyable, Trent. I promise you!" [[Kyle]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)