Editing Quest for Ratings (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "Parent-teacher conferences will be held this Wednesday night, from seven to nine. So kids, get a lot of playing in before you get grounded." [[Cartman]] * "I'm sorry kids. You should be proud of what you've done. It's just that it's kind of gay." [[Mr. Meryl]] * "We need to make students think they have to watch our news show or they'll die." [[Kyle]] * "How about we do a show where we kill Butters?" [[Cartman]] * "Fellas, this is our chance! Everyone get your hair looking as fantastic as possible. It's time for us to do the most incredible investigative news report of our journalistic lives!" [[Jimmy Valmer]] * "You need to know how important ratings are, Craig. So I'm going to suspend you from school, and request that you have your testicles removed surgically." [[Mr. Meryl]] * "Kids don't care about the news, boys. It's boring. Kids want to see animals. Close up. With a wide angle lens." [[Mr. Meryl]] * "Go play with yourself, Craig." [[Cartman]] * "No doubt that if I were a little older, I would be aroused." [[Stan]] * "Oh oh! Looks like it's Panda Bear Madness Minute!" [[Tolkien]] * "Butters, only gay little dweebs read the funnies." [[Cartman]] * "Then there's the Maximum Strength Dongatussin Cough n' Cold, but of course, that's only if you REALLY want to trip balls." [[Mr. Anders]] * "Woa I'm feeling kinda bowling ballish, fellas." [[Butters]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)