Editing Red Sleigh Down (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "Oh, this will be the happiest Christmas the Middle East has ever seen!" [[Cartman]] * "Sleigh is down. Reindeer . . . all dead. Both Santa's legs are broken. Santa's . . . very sad." [[Santa Claus]] * "I'm gonna fucking kill you!" [[Santa Claus]] * "Oh my God, the Iraqis killed Jesus!" [[Stan]] * "Hey, I'm just your naughty or nice accountant! Don't blame me for the numbers!" Kyle's Cousin [[Kyle Schwartz]] * "If you cured cancer and AIDS next week, you would still owe two presents." Kyle's Cousin [[Kyle Schwartz]] * "It's not stupid! It's a toy that you can starve!" [[Cartman]] * "What the hell are WE supposed to do?! We're like nine inches tall!" [[Gnome]] * "Come on, gang! It's up to us to save Christmas!" [[Cartman]] * "I'm having a precious Christmastime moment, Kyle, if you don't mind." [[Cartman]] * "Oh no, not Santa's balls!!" [[Santa Claus]] * "This is Baghdad? God what a shit hole. I mean -- Wow, these poor, unfortunate people!" [[Cartman]] * "Howdy Ho, Jesus." [[Mr. Hankey]] * "My children, you should know something I'm packing." [[Jesus Christ]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)