Editing Spontaneous Combustion (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "You're too fat to be Jesus!" ([[Kyle Broflovski]]) * "Lord, is it so much to ask that you not let us suddenly burst into flame for no apparent reason? I mean, come on. Amen." ([[Father Maxi]]) * "Have you boys been sure to pass gas regularly so you don't spontaneously combust?" ([[Mr. Mackey]]) * "You die on that cross and get resurrected before I kick your ass!" ([[Kyle Broflovski]]) * "As soon as I get my superpowers, I'm gonna smote you two assholes off the planet!" ([[Eric Cartman]]) * "I just want a nerection so I can go give it to my mom!" ([[Kyle Broflovski]]) * "You're not too Jewish to worship Jesus are you?" ([[Father Maxi]]) * "On this blessed Friday, let us give thanks for stuff and things." ([[Father Maxi]]) * "Dude! I think you pulled mud!" ([[Kyle Broflovski]]) * "So, let's see... Jesus got crucified... then he died, then three days later he had his erection." ([[Stan]]) * "IT'S ALL ABOUT MODERATION, IF YOU NEVER FART, YOU COMBUST" ([[Randy]]) Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)