Editing Toilet Paper (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "There's toilet paper on your hands too, Kyle." [[Cartman]] * "Tell me, the toilet paper. Was it quilted?" [[Josh Myers]] * "Remember to feel the clay. Be one with the clay." [[Mrs. Streibel]] * "Let Cartman do all the talking, okay? He's better at being in trouble than anybody." [[Stan]] * "Just remember, he'd toilet paper you in a second if he had the chance." [[Juvenile Hall Director]] * "Your toilet paperers are most likely males between the ages of eight and ten, and probably virgins." [[Josh Myers]] * "We have no choice. We have to kill Kyle." [[Cartman]] * "I'm killing you. But unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat, so it's going to take a while." [[Cartman]] * "Ta dao! Ta dao! How do you like me now?!" [[Cartman]] * "Officer, can I stay in jail please?" [[Butters]] * "Positive ID on the toilet paper." [[ Officer Barbrady]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)