Editing Woodland Critter Christmas (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Memorable Quotes=== * "Death and pain await all living things!" [[Mousey]] * "Now our Critter Christmas can finally happen! Hail Satan!" [[Squirrely]] * "It's Critter Christmas, dude. It sucks ass." [[Stan]] * "Yay, blood orgy! Blood orgy, yay!" [[Woodland Critters]] * "People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting for hours or more, because Christmas needs to be bought in a store " (Narrator) * "Hi Stannie!!" [[Woodland Critters]] * "Well, think about it. You really think God would have sex with a porcupine?" [[Deerie]] * "Yea! Sacrifice me to the devil!!" [[Rabbitie]] * "But gee wiz, Stan, if you tried to stop us, we'd have to use our evil Satanic powers on you." [[Bearie]] * "Well you're in luck! I'm happy to inform. Its only three days until Christmas, so I have lots of abortions to perform!" [[Abortion Doctor]] * "Well, good going, Stupid!" [[Santa]] * "I don't believe anybody interrupted you when you read your Christmas story aloud, Kyle." [[Cartman]] * "Now cubs, do like they showed you! Hurry up fast! Get the Antichrist out of my friend Kyle's ass!" [[Stan]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)