Editing Mr. Hankey (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Memorable Quotes== *"Howdy ho!" *"Golly, that isn't very nice. I'd sure like to teach him a lesson." ([[Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo]]) *"Why do you have to say these things in front of people?" ([[A Very Crappy Christmas]]) *"I'm sorry, Kyle. I really thought my idea would work for you." ([[201]]) *"Howdy ho, boys. Let's get you home." ([[I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining]]) * "Oh, I'm SO sorry. I took Ambien two nights ago and I called the school kids homos" [[The Problem With a Poo]] * "Ugh. Oh geez did I say that? Listen, if you're tired and you can't sleep DO NOT. TAKE AMBIEN! Ok?!" WHEW![[The Problem With a Poo]] * "Wul, I thought maybe I could get them in a defecation lawsuit". [[The Problem With a Poo]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)