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Do not fill this in!===Newspeople=== <char name="Asian Reporter Who Looks Like Ricardo Montalban" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/asian-reporter-who-looks-like-ricardo.png"/> <char name="BBC Anchor (Wieners Out)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-bbc-reporter.png"/> <char name="BBC Reporter" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/groups/newspeople-bbc-reporter.png"/> <char name="Brad Morgan" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-brad-morgan.png"/> <char name="Brandon Carlile" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/news-people-brandon-carlile.png"/> <char name="Simpsons Reporter (The Simpsons Already Did It)" image="https://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/default/wiki_characters.jpg"/> <char name="Cock Magic Announcer" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/wiki/episodes/season-18/1808/sports-magic-announcer.png"/> <char name="Combat Reporter (You're Not Yelping)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-combat-reporter.png"/> <char name="CNN Anchor (Douche and a Danish)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-cnn-anchor.png"/> <char name="CNN Anchor Tom (Where My Country Gone?)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-cnn-anchor-tom.png"/> <char name="VH1 Anchor (Timmy 2000)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-vh1-anchor-cc.png"/> <char name="Commentators (Poor And Stupid)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-commentators-poor-n-stupid-cc.png"/> <char name="Commentators (Whale Whores)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-commentator-nfl-whale_whores-cc.png"/> <char name="Commentators (Whale Whores)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-commentator-whale-whoresnfl-dan-dierdorf-cc.png"/> <char name="Commentators (Go Fund Yourself)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_commentators_go_fund_yourself.png"/> <char name="Reporter Dan (Where My Country Gone?)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-reporter-dan.png"/> <char name="Dan Akawa" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-dan-akawa.png"/> <char name="Dan the commentator (Sarcastaball)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-dan-the-commentator.png"/> <char name="Excess Hollywood Anchor (Free Hat)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-excess-hollywood-anchor.png"/> <char name="Jeff Arrando" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/hispanic-man-with-gravy-stains-on-his-lapel.png"/> <char name="Chris (reporter)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-chris.png"/> <char name="Christina Nylon" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-christina-nylon.png"/> <char name="Harrison Moore" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-harrison-moore.png/> <char name="Dan Banks" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/newspeople-dan-banks.png"/> <char name="Midget-in-a-Bikini" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/midget-wearing-bikini.png"/> <char name="Aaron Brown" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/newspeople-aaron-brown.png"/> <char name="Jim Brown-ish" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/jim-brown-ish.png"/> <char name="Keenen Williams" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-keenan-williams.png"/> <char name="Lester Holt" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-lester-holt.png"/> <char name="Elderly Anchor" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/adults-newspeople-elderly-anchor.png"/> <char name="Creamy Goodness" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/creamy-goodness.png"/> <char name="COPS TV Film Crew (Chickenlover)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-cops-tv-film-crew.png"/> <char name="Sid Greenfield and Crew" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/adults-newspeople-sid-greenfield-n-crew.png"/> <char name="Sid Greenfield's female aide" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-sid-greenfields-female-aide.png"/> <char name="Mr. Greiger" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-mr-greiger-or-geiger.png"/> <char name="Mike and Jim (Member Berries)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-mike-n-jim.png"/> <char name="Dave (Member Berries)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-dave.png"/> <char name="Person Of The Year Host (The Hobbit)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-person-of-the-year-host-cc.png"/> <char name="Good Morning Denver Host (The Ring)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-good-morning-denver-host-cc.png"/> <char name="Yes, I Was Scared! Host (Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-yes-i-was-scared-host-cc.png"/> <char name="E! News Anchor (Taming Strange)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-e-news-anchor-taming-strange-cc.png"/> <char name="News 5 Anchor (Child Abduction is Not Funny)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-news-5-anchor-cc.png"/> <char name="Chris Holt" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/chris-holt.png"/> <char name="International News Reporter (The Damned)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-international-news-reporter.png"/> <char name="Kevin Jarvis" display="Kevin Jarvis (Truth and Advertising)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-kevin-jarvis.png"/> <char name="Bill Keegan" display="Bill Keegan (Truth and Advertising)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-bill-keegan.png"/> <char name="Niles Lawsen" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/niles-lawson.png"/> <char name="Sid McDonahue" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/sid-mcdonahue.png"/> <char name="Natsako Semu" display="Natsako Semu (A Ladder to Heaven)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-natsako-semu.png"/> <char name="Nobunaga Hiroichi" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/nobunaga-hiroichi.png"/> <char name="Quadriplegic Swiss Man on a Pony" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/quadriplegic-swiss-man-on-a-pony.png"/> <char name="Susan (Starvin Marvin In Space)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_susan_starvin_marvin_in_space.png"/> <char name="Tom Pusslicker" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/tom-pusslicker.png"/> <char name="Tom News Four" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/adults-newspeople-tom-news-four.png"/> <char name="Rick (reporter)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/rick.png"/> <char name="Rick the reporter (Worldwide Recorder Concert)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_rick_the_reporter_world_wide_recorder_concert.png"/> <char name="News 8 TV reporter (Cartman Gets An Anal Probe)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_news_8_tv_reporter_cartman_gets_anal_probe.png"/> <char name="Talk Show Host (Death)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_talk_show_host_death.png"/> <char name="Bob and Cohost (Cow Days)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_bob_n_cohost_cowdays.png"/> <char name="South Park Town Hall Meeting Host (Gnomes)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_southpark_townhall_meeting_host_gnomes.png"/> <char name="FOX News Reporter (Major Boobage)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-fox-news-reporter-major-boobage-cc.png"/> <char name="Reporter (Faith Hilling)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-reporter-faith-hilling-cc.png"/> <char name="Burning Man Festival Reporter (Coon vs. Coon & Friends)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_burning_man_festival_reporter.png"/> <char name="NASCAR Spokesman (Poor And Stupid)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-nascar-spokesman-poor-n-stupid.png"/> <char name="Jerusalem CNN Reporter (Ginger Cow)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-jerusalem-cnn-reporter-ginger-cow-cc.png"/> <char name="Cheesy Poofs Announcer (Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_cheesy_poofs_announcer.png"/> <char name="Cheesy Poofs Director (Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_cheesy_poofs_director.png"/> <char name="'Lava and You Host (Volcano)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_lava_and_you_host_volcano.png"/> <char name="South Park Town Hall Meeting Host (Gnomes)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_southpark_townhall_meeting_host_gnomes.png"/> <char name="Home Decorating Show Host (Clubhouses)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_home_decorating_show_host.png"/> <char name="Tracy (Britney’s New Look)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-tracy-britneys-new-look-cc.png"/> <char name="Leslie (Britney’s New Look)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-leslie-britneys-new-look-cc.png"/> <char name="Chris the Reporter (Britney’s New Look)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-chris-the-reporter-britneys-new-look-cc.png"/> <char name="ET Reporter (Britney’s New Look)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-et-reporter-britneys-new-look-cc.png"/> <char name="KCBR News 5 Reporter (Reverse Cowgirl)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-kcbr-news-5-reporter-reverse-cowgirl-cc.png"/> <char name="Female KCBR News 5 Reporter (1%)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-female-kcbr-news-5-reporter-1percent-cc.png"/> <char name="News 4 Reporter (1%)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-news-4-reporter-1percent-cc.png"/> <char name="3 PPN Reporter (1%)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-3ppn-reporter-1percent-cc.png"/> <char name="Wolf Security Systems Spokesman (Insecurity)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_wolf_security_systems_spokesman.png"/> <char name="The VJ (Britney’s New Look)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-the-vj-britneys-new-look-cc.png"/> <char name="The MC (Tonsil Trouble)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-the-mc-tonsil-trouble-cc.png"/> <char name="Chef Aid MC (Chef Aid)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-chef-aid-mc-chef-aid-cc.png"/> <char name="Miss Colorado Beauty Pageant MC (Wing)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-miss-colorado-beauty-pageant-mc-wing-cc.png"/> <char name="Christ-fest MC (Christian Rock Hard)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-christ-fest-mc-christian-rock-hard-cc.png"/> <char name="Conifer Announcers (The Losing Edge)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-conifer-announcers-the-losing-edge-cc.png"/> <char name="Denver Baseball Announcers (The Losing Edge)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_denver_baseball_announcers.png"/> <char name="Pee Wee Announcers (Stanley's Cup)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-pee-wee-announcer-stanleys-cup-cc.png"/> <char name="Tom the child abduction expert (Child Abduction is Not Funny)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-tom-the-abduction-expert-cc.png"/> <char name="Rain Forest Summit Host (Rainforest Schmainforest)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-rain-forest-summit-host-cc.png"/> <char name="Joe n' Friends Host (Cripple Fight)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-joe-n-friends-host-cripple-fight-cc.png"/> <char name="Robert T. Pooner (Nebraska) " image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newsmen-robert-t-pooner.png"/> <char name="Steven (anchor)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-steve.png"/> <char name="Derek Smalls" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/derek-smalls.png"/> <char name="Chris Swollenballs" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/chris-swollenballs.png"/> <char name="Tom Thompson" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/tom-thompson.png"/> <char name="Tammy Thompson" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/tammy-thompson.png"/> <char name="Keenan Williams" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/keenan-williams.png"/> <char name="Ex-Newsmen" display="Ex-Newsmen (Sponsored Content)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/groups/newspeople-ex-newsmen.png"/> <char name="Tom" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/other-newsman-tom.png"/> <char name="The Narrator of White Trash In Trouble (The Poor Kid)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-white-trash-in-trouble-narrator.png"/> <char name="The Narrator of The Dangers of MEMEING (Faith Hilling)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-narrator-the-dangers-of-memeing.png"/> <char name="NASCAR Announcer (Poor And Stupid)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-nascar-commentators.png"/> <char name="Al Aziz News staff (Ginger Cow)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_al_aziz_news_staff_ginger_cow-cc.png"/> <char name="Iran Announcer (Ginger Cow)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-iranian-reporter.png"/> <char name="Kenyan Announcers (Ginger Cow)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-kenyan-news-reporters.png"/> <char name="NHK Announcer (Ginger Cow)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-nhk-japanese-reporters.png"/> <char name="News Anchors (Put It Down)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-anchors.png"/> <char name="Female News Anchor (Put It Down)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople_female_news_anchor_put_it_down-cc.png"/> <char name="David Perry" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/adults-news-david-perry.png"/> <char name="Michael Wilbon (Poor And Stupid)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-michael-wilbon-pardon-the-interuption-poor-n-stupid-cc.png"/> <char name="Tony Kornheiser (Poor And Stupid)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-tony-kornheiser-pardon-the-interuption-poor-n-stupid-cc.png"/> <char name="KCBR 5 Reporter (Pajama Day)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/adults-newspeople-kcbr5-reporter-cc.png"/> <char name="Nazi KCBR Reporter (Pajama Day)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/adults-newspeople-nazi-kcbr-5-reporter-cc.png"/> <char name=" News Anchor " image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/news-anchor-cc.png"/> <char name="Weatherman" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/newspeople-weather-man-cc.png"/> <char name="Infowars Hostess" image="https://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/news-infowars-hostess-cc.png"/> <char name="Good Morning Canada Host" image="https://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:gsp:entertainment-assets:/sps/shared/characters/adults/news-good-morning-canada-host-cc.png"/> Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. 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