Editing Richard Tweak (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Memorable Quotes== *“All is fair in love and war… and coffee." ([[Gnomes]]) *"The answer is still no, [[John Postem|Mr. Postem]]. You see, when my father opened [[Tweek Bros. Coffee|this store]] thirty years ago, he cared about only one thing: making a great cup of coffee. Sure, we may take a little longer to brew a cup, and we may not call it fancy names, but I guess we just care a little more. And that's why Tweek Coffee is still home-brewed from the finest beans we can muster. Yes, Tweek Coffee is a simpler cup, for a simpler America. " ([[Gnomes]]) * "It’s subtle and mild. Mild like that first splash of sun on an April Morning. This coffee is coffee the way it should be..." ([[Gnomes]]) *"Well, sure, that's easy for you to say; [[Kenny McCormick|your son's]] dead. But those of us with alive children need to be sure that [[Father Maxi]]'s on the up-and-up." ([[Red Hot Catholic Love]]) *"Bang, you're dead, Tweek." ([[Child Abduction is Not Funny]]) *"We thought [[Tweek Tweak|you]] were just a spazz, but to know that you've got so much going on inside..." ([[Tweek x Craig]]) ===Catchphrases=== *"They really have my balls in a vice grip." and variations. (debuted in "[[Gnomes]]") Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)