Editing Alec Baldwin

{{Character_Infobox
|Title=Alec Baldwin
|Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/alec-baldwin.png
|Age=56
|Gender=Male
|HairColor=Gray
|Aliases=
|Religion=Roman Catholic
|Occupation=Actor
|VoicedBy=Bill Hader
|FirstAppearance=[[Let Go, Let Gov]]
|LastAppearance=
}}
==About==
When the Baldwins were bombed by the [[Canadians]], the American-Canadian War began and subsequently claimed millions of lives, but the wish of [[Kenny McCormick|a lone third grader]] restored the world as it was before, giving Alec Baldwin, among others, a reprieve. The actor has remained active since, briefly hosting the show ''Free Pass With Alec Baldwin'', cutting off his 'homophobic' thumbs, and being the very first member of Shitter, followed by [[Eric Cartman]], a social network that beams your thoughts without typing. He generally used Shitter to talk about women he's had sex with and how much he enjoys "pussy sandwhich".

==Memorable Shitter Posts==
*""In 1992 I had sex with the Queen of Monaco. I had my entire fist up her ass."" ([[Let Go, Let Gov]])
*"Just finished my Shitter commercial. Time to go find a pussy sandwich." ([[Let Go, Let Gov]])
*"I'm about to sit down and eat a sandwich at this amazing deli run by two faggots in Chelsea." ([[Let Go, Let Gov]])
*"In 1982, I was at a party at [[Michael Douglas|Mike Douglas]]' house and I fucked Kim Basinger." ([[Let Go, Let Gov]])
*"If you're ever in Los Angeles, be sure to look up Jennifer Love Hewitt. She can make a pussy sandwich that will give those faggots in Chelsea a run for their money" ([[Let Go, Let Gov]])
*"I borrowed my brother's dick once to fuck Darryl Hannah." ([[Let Go, Let Gov]])
*"I fucked Jack Lemmon's makeup girl in a Port-A-Potty. Woops." ([[Let Go, Let Gov]])

==Featured Episodes==
*[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]] (cameo)
*[[Let Go, Let Gov]] (s17e01)