Editing Cows Sarcastaball Players Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!{{Character_Infobox |Title=Cows Sarcastaball Players |Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/groups/cows-sarcastaball-players.png |Age=8-10 |Gender=Male |Grade=4th Grade |HairColor=Multiple |Relation1=Coach |RelativeName1=[[Randy Marsh]] |Religion=Multiple |Occupation=Sarcastaball players |VoicedBy=Various |FirstAppearance=[[Sarcastaball]] |LastAppearance= }} ==About== The inaugural team of the new American national passtime (for a week), the boys of South Park don tinfoil hats and colored bras as they play with a balloon and compliment each other. They were coached by [[Randy Marsh]] until he left to take over the Denver Broncos, before he was replaced by the team's star player, [[Butters Stotch]]. The team won game after game with help from Butters and Stan, and [[Butters Stotch|Butters' Creamy Goo]] was the team's - and briefly, the nations's - official sports drink. The team was disbanded after it was discovered the drink was semen, and football was restored. ==Members== {{Character list | Name = Stan Marsh | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/stan-marsh.png }} {{Character list | Name = Kyle Broflovski | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kyle-broflovski.png }} {{Character list | Name = Eric Cartman | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/eric-cartman.png }} {{Character list | Name = Kenny McCormick | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kenny-mccormick.png }} {{Character list | Name = Butters Stotch | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/butters-stotch.png }} {{Character list | Name = Clyde Donovan | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/clyde-donovan.png }} {{Character list | Name = Craig Tucker | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/craig-tucker.png }} {{Character list | Name = Dog Poo Petuski | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/dog-poo-patuski.png }} {{Character list | Name = Jason | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/jason.png }} {{Character list | Name = Kevin Stoley | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kevin-stoley.png }} {{Character list | Name = Tolkien Black | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/token-black.png }} {{Character list | Name = Tripply (Scarf Boy) | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/unamed-3rd-4th-graders-tripply.png }} ==Featured Episodes== *[[Sarcastaball]] (s16e08) ==Fun Facts== *Though the [[Cows Football Players|football team]] hasn't been seen since the first season, they likely share the same members. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window) Templates used on this page: Template:Character Infobox (edit) Template:Character list (edit)