Editing Dick Cheney

{{Character_Infobox
|Title=Dick Cheney
|Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/dick-cheney.png
|Age=73
|Gender=Male
|HairColor=Gray
|Religion=Methodist
|Relation1=Predecessor
|RelativeName1=[[Al Gore]]
|Relation2=Successor
|RelativeName2=[[Joe Biden]]
|Occupation=Former Vice President of the United States
|VoicedBy=Matt Stone
|FirstAppearance=[[A Ladder to Heaven]]
|LastAppearance=[[Mystery of the Urinal Deuce]]
}}
==About==
A longtime Washington insider, Dick Cheney is a member of [[George W. Bush]]'s administration and one of the President's most loyal allies. He doubts the idea that a seagull could be a weapon of mass destruction, but he isn't afraid to help cover up the 9/11 conspiracy conspiracy, attempting to shoot [[Stan Marsh]] and [[Kyle Broflovski]] only to miss yet again.

==Quotes==
*"That looks like a seagull." ([[A Ladder to Heaven]])
*"Dangit I missed again!" ([[Mystery of the Urinal Deuce]])

==Featured Episodes==
*[[A Ladder to Heaven]] (s06e12)
*[[Quest for Ratings]] (s08e11; mentioned)
*[[Mystery of the Urinal Deuce]] (s10e09)

==Fun Facts==
*Cheney's bad shooting skills is a reference to real life incident when, while on a hunting trip, he accidentally shot another hunter.
*Like Bush, Rice, and Rumsfeld, he makes no appearance in "[[200]]" or "[[201]]".