Editing John Edward Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!{{Character_Infobox |Title=John Edward |Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/john-edward.png |Age=44 |Gender=Make |HairColor=Black |Aliases=The Biggest Douche in the Universe |Religion= |Occupation="Psychic" (actor) |VoicedBy= |FirstAppearance=[[The Biggest Douche in the Universe]] |LastAppearance= }} ==About== The newest-crowned Biggest Douche in the Universe, John Edward pretends to have psychic abilities in order to give people closure over the deaths of their loved ones and 'make them feel better'. He's paranoid and insecure, however, challenging [[Stan Marsh]] to a psychic showdown on television when he starts getting better ratings. Edward is eventually taken to space however, where defeats [[Ursula the Giant Douche]] for the Biggest Douche in the Universe award, the first nominee from the Milky Way Galaxy. ==Memorable Quotes== *"I'm not a DOUCHE!!" ([[The Biggest Douche in the Universe]]) *"I think I've had of your bullying me! Get out of my house or I'll runs upstairs, lock myself in my panic room and call the police!" ([[The Biggest Douche in the Universe]]) ==Featured Episodes== *[[The Biggest Douche in the Universe]] (s06e15) Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window) Template used on this page: Template:Character Infobox (edit)