Editing John and Patsy Ramsey

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|Title=John and Patricia Ramsey
|Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/john-ramsey.png
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|Age=70 and 49
|Gender=Male and Female
|HairColor=Brown
|Religion=
|Occupation=
|FirstAppearance=[[Butters' Very Own Episode]]
|LastAppearance=
}}
==About==
This wealthy family suffered a heart-breaking tragedy when their young daughter, a beauty pageant star, was tragically killed by the mysterious figure Some Puerto Rican Guy. They travel all over the country trying to figure out how their daughter died in their own basement without their knowledge and only a hastily-written ransom note. They join [[Stephen Stotch|Chris]] and [[Linda Stotch]], along with their friends [[Gary Condit]] and [[O. J. Simpson]] in seeking justice for their deceased loved ones and track down Some Puerto Rican Guy once and for all, so no other family has to live through the pain of losing a close family member under suspicious circumstances.

==Featured Episodes==
*[[Butters' Very Own Episode]] (s05e14)

==Bonus Factoids==
*In "[[Probably]]", a girl resembles (and may be) their daughter JonBenet appears in [[Hell]] giving [[Satan]] advice on his romances with [[Saddam Hussein]] and [[Chris]], directing him to [[God]].
*While South Park portrays, as was common belief at the time, that John and Patsy murdered their daughter, they have been cleared of wrongdoing since. the murder.
**Matt and Trey admitted fault on this one in a 2011 interview to promote ''The Book of Mormon''.