Editing Rob Reiner Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!{{Character_Infobox |Title=Rob Reiner |Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/celebrities/rob-reiner.jpg |Age=67 |Gender=Male |HairColor=Gray/White |Aliases= |Religion=Judaism |Occupation=Actor/Director/Activist |VoicedBy= |FirstAppearance=[[Butt Out]] |LastAppearance=[[201]] }} ==About== Once a popular television actor and movie director, Rob Reiner has since come to the forefront of Hollywood activism, using and manipulating children to get what he wants and mercilessly attacking greedy corporations. Reiner even will blatantly lie if it means get what he wants, "imposing his will upon people" as [[Eric Cartman]], who once idolized him, would say. He is almost constantly eating and his belly is far too large for any of the shirts he wears to his rallies. He hates nothing more than smokers, and works feverishly in the guerrilla anti-smoking campaigns, going so far as murdering people so that they can blame their deaths on smoking. He is filled with goo and has built a machine to transfer goo between people, though it seems to fail for [[Tom Cruise]] during his attempt to borrow [[Muhammad]]'s power not to be ridiculed. ==Quotes== *"These poor innocent children have been seduced into smoking tobacco. So I say, "We fight fire with fire!" We're gonna use these children to bring the tobacco companies down!" ([[Butt Out]]) *"Uh, we're just leveling out the playing field. The tobacco companies lie to you about the dangers of smoking. If we're gonna take them down, we've gotta lie right back!" ([[Butt Out]]) *"Okay, now watch yourselves, kids. These tobacco company people will do anything to get you hooked on smoking. They are liars and they are frauds!" ([[Butt Out]]) *"You kids need to understand something, okay? Sometimes lying is okay. Like, when you know what's good for people more than they do." ([[Butt Out]]) *"Eric, do you know what a hero is? A hero is somebody who sacrifices himself for the good of others. You can be a hero, Eric. All you have to do... is eat the cupcake." ([[Butt Out]]) *"Any goo can be harvested from a person's body, and easily placed into another" ([[200]]) *"Hey Barbra. It's me, Rob Reiner. Listen, Babs, we are taking on the town of South Park and we really need your help." ([[200]]) ==Featured Episodes== *[[Gnomes]] (s02e17; cameo) *[[Butt Out]] (s07e13) *[[200]] (s14e05) *[[201]] (s14e06) ==Fun Facts== *Though Reiner has been mercilessly criticized in multiple episodes of the show, Trey Parker is a fan of his film-related work, particularly ''Spinal Tap'', and only resents the methods Reiner uses in his political activism. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window) Template used on this page: Template:Character Infobox (edit)