Editing Stuart McCormick Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!{{Character_Infobox |Title=Stuart McCormick |Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/stuart-mccormick.png |VoicedBy=Matt Stone |Gender=Male |Age=42 |HairColor=Brown |Occupation=Unemployed |Grade= |Aliases= |Religion=Roman Catholic |Relation1=Father |RelativeName1=[[Grandpa McCormick]] |Relation2=Wife |RelativeName2=[[Mrs. McCormick]] |Relation3=Son |RelativeName3=[[Kenny McCormick]] |Relation4=Son |RelativeName4=[[Kevin McCormick]] |Relation5=Daughter |RelativeName5=[[Karen McCormick]] |FirstAppearance=[[Death]] |LastAppearance= }} ==About== Stuart McCormick is an out-of-work alcoholic who frequently abuses his [[Mrs. McCormick| wife]]. He is [[Kenny McCormick| Kenny]], [[Karen McCormick| Karen]] and [[Kevin McCormick| Kevin]]'s dad. His first appearance is in the episode Death where he is called Mr. McCormick and after that is launched against the Cartoon Central building in protest against Terrance and Philip on TV. Stuart wears a red cap with the word 'Scotch' embroided on it. He wears an old blue shirt with sewed on patches and stains on it. He also wears old blue jeans with a chain attached to them. Stuart is unemployed most of the time. He mentions in [[The Red Badge of Gayness]] that he has to get back to his job. In the episode [[Chickenpox]], Mrs. McCormick mentions his unemployment. His wife also mentions in [[Best Friends Forever]] that he's a dead-beat with no job. Most recently in [[South Park: The Stick of Truth]] when [[Douchebag]] talks to him he will reply "Shit, I gotta get to work!". Currently he is employed. ==Memorable Quotes== *"Lord, on this day of thanks, we would like to extend our deepest gratitude for this incredible bounty of green beans you have bestowed upon us. And though for some reason you found it necessary to take our son from us, and though you for some reason find pleasure in watching us suffer, still, we give thanks. Amen." [[Starvin Marvin]] *"We don't have a Nintendo. We got a ColecoVision hooked up to the black-and-white TV." [[Chicken Pox]] *"Lord, we thank you for this staggering payload of frozen waffles you have bestowed upon us. And since we have been faithful to you, we know that you will send us some good fortune one of these days, even though you sure as hell seem to be taking your sweet time. Amen." [[Chicken Pox]] *"When your UnElmplyed Weekends are meaningless" [[Chicken Pox]] *"Kenny wasn't that your fat Racist Foul Mouthed Friend Eric Cartman." [[SpookyFish]] *"Don't touch me! I've had my nuts broken, body poisoned, have been made love to in the ass by three dozen 40-year-old men—I just wanna go home and take a, a hot bath!" [[Cartman Joins NAMBLA]] *"Awe Hell I can still drink" [[Cartman Joins Nambla]] *"Well, seeing as though Kenny passed away, maybe we should name him ah,... Kenny. [[Cartman Joins NAMBLA]] *"This has gotta be the 50th time this has happened" [[Cartman Joins Nambla]] *"Uh boys Kenny died last December, don't you remember." [[A Ladder to Heaven]] *"Sit down Ger Ger." [[South Park is Gay]] *" Hey Jefey. You want some cerveiza? " [[South Park is Gay]] *"YOURE A DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT!" [[The Poor Kid]] *"I'm white trash and im in trouble." [[The Poor Kid]] *"Our Wives are our lives , Mr.UPS man!" [[Insecurity]] *"What the Hell is he wearing now!" [[Titties and Dragons]] *"Oh Jesus it's begun." [[Handicar]] *"It's a lot a natural..." [[The Magic Bush]] ==Family== {{Character list | Name = Kenny McCormick | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kenny-mccormick.png }} {{Character list | Name = Kevin McCormick | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kevin-mccormick.png }} {{Character list | Name = Karen McCormick | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/1st-3rd-graders-karen-mccormick.png }} {{Character list | Name = Mrs. McCormick | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/mrsmccormick.png }} {{Character list | Name = Grandpa McCormick | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/groups/main-families-grandpa-mccormick.png }} ==Close Friends== {{Character list | Name = Gerald Broflovski | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/gerald-broflovski.png }} {{Character list | Name = Randy Marsh | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/randy-marsh.png }} {{Character list | Name = Jimbo Kern | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/jimbo-kern.png }} {{Character list | Name = Thomas Tucker | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/thomas-tucker.png }} {{Character list | Name = Skeeter | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/skeeter.png }} {{Character list | Name = Bartender | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/bartender.png }} {{Character list | Name = Roger Donovan | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/roger-donovan.png }} {{Character list | Name = Steve Black | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/steve-black.png }} ==Alter Egos== <char name="Young Stuart (Mysterion Rises)" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-kennys-parents-young-stuart.png"/> <char name="Stuart McCormick Amazon Worker" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-stuart-mccormick-amazon-worker.png"/> <char name="Stuart McCormick in Airsoft gear" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-airsoft-stuart-cc.png"/> ==Residence== {{Location list | Name = McCormick Residence | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/locations/mccormick-house.jpg }} ==Featured Episodes== * [[Death]] (s01e06) * [[Starvin Marvin]] (s01e09) * [[Chickenlover]] (s02e04) * [[Chickenpox]] (s02e10) * [[Spooky Fish]] (s2e16) * [[Red Badge Of Gayness]] (03e14) * [[Cartman Joins NAMBLA]] (s04e06) * [[Cripple Fight]] (s05e02) * [[Kenny Dies]] (s05e13) * [[Ladder To Heaven]] (s06e12) * [[South Park Is Gay]] (s07e08) * [[Best Friends Forever]] (s09e04) * [[More Crap]] (s11e07) * [[Mysterion Rises]] (s14e12) * [[Coon Vs. Coon & Friends]] (s14e13) * [[The Poor Kid]] (s15e14) * [[I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining]] (s16e08) * [[Insecurity]] (s16e09) * [[Informative Murder Porn]] (s17e02) * [[Titties and Dragons]] (s17e09) * [[HandiCar]] (s18e04) * [[The Magic Bush]] (s18e05) * [[Cock Magic]] (s18e08) * [[Stunning and Brave]] (s19e01) * [[Where My Country Gone?]] (s19e02) * [[The City Part of Town]] (s19e03) * [[Naughty Ninjas]] (s19e07) * [[Sons of Witches]] (s20e06) ==[[South Park: The Fractured But Whole]]== In the The Fractured But Whole Stuart plays no significant role. In the beginning of the game if you travel to [[Kenny McCormick| Mysterion’s]] house you can find him looking for his kids’ lost cat. On the second night of the game, when following [[Stan Marsh| Toolshed]] to Mysterion’s home, inside we can Stuart and his [[Carol McCormick| Wife]] yelling at each other and getting high. After the night if you visit there again he’s sitting on the couch drinking a beer and you’re now able to follow him on Coonstigram. ==Bonus Factoids== * His name is sometimes spelled "Stewart" in the scripts. * He claims to hold a job in [[South Park: The Stick of Truth]], “Oh, shit! I gotta get to work!” * In [[South Park is Gay]] his usual red hat changes to a white visor with 'fabulous' written on it. [[#top|↑ Back to top]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! 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