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==About==
==About==
The creator of all life in the universe, the omnipotent God watches over the town of South Park - and the rest of the world - from Heaven, surrounded only by his most loyal followers - the Mormons - and [[Saddam Hussein]]. He makes sure nobody builds weapons of mass destruction and comes down to Earth once every two thousand years or so. He doesn't mind striking down a fourth grader every once in a while either.
The creator of all life in the universe, the omnipotent God watches over the town of South Park - and the rest of the world - from [[Heaven]], surrounded only by his most loyal followers - the Mormons - and [[Saddam Hussein]]. He makes sure nobody builds weapons of mass destruction and comes down to Earth once every two thousand years or so. He doesn't mind striking down a fourth grader every once in a while either.


==Memorable Quotes==
==Memorable Quotes==
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*[[Imaginationland Episode III]] (s11e12; referenced off-screen)
*[[Imaginationland Episode III]] (s11e12; referenced off-screen)
*[[HUMANCENTiPAD]] (s15e01; cameo)
*[[HUMANCENTiPAD]] (s15e01; cameo)
*[[Ginger Cow]] (s17e06; voice only)

Latest revision as of 16:18, 11 January 2017

About[edit]

The creator of all life in the universe, the omnipotent God watches over the town of South Park - and the rest of the world - from Heaven, surrounded only by his most loyal followers - the Mormons - and Saddam Hussein. He makes sure nobody builds weapons of mass destruction and comes down to Earth once every two thousand years or so. He doesn't mind striking down a fourth grader every once in a while either.

Memorable Quotes[edit]

  • "Now look upon Me, My children, and know Me. Be ye not afraid. Blessed art thou, my children." (Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus)
  • "Boys do not get periods. That's only for girls. " (Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus)
  • "You need to spend time alone so that you can find the balance, the middle ground. That's what I always do, because I'm a Buddhist." (Probably)
  • "Saddam. I've been hearing rumors that you're secretly building weapons of mass destruction up here." (A Ladder to Heaven)

Life Lessons[edit]

  • ”You will hit puberty when the time is right, but you will never have a period because you are a man with titties.”


Featured Episodes[edit]