Jimmy Valmer

Jimmy Valmer

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Gender	Male
Age	10
Hair Color	Brown
Occupation	Student, Comedian, Journalist, Ad Blocker
Grade	4th Grade
Aliases	The Bard, Fastpass
Religion	Protestant
Father	Ryan Valmer
Mother	Sarah Valmer
Voiced by	Trey Parker
First Appearance	Cripple Fight

About

Jimmy is a fellow classmate of the boys, originally introduced to us when the boys were in Boy Scouts. He is "Handi-Capable" and enjoys using his disabilities as an advantage during his stand-up comedy routines.

The boys usually come to him for jokes and advice, as he tends to have a super positive outlook on life. He briefly took steroids to train for the Special Olympics, and was also a part of the comedy team that made the "fishsticks" joke....aka the greatest joke of all time.

Memorable Quotes

• "Wow, what a great audience."
• "What a terrific audience."
• "My mom says God had a plan for everyone, I guess I was plan b." (Cripple Fight)
• "If you work at it, maybe you could be as handiCAPABLE as me, huh?" (Cripple Fight)
• "YOU SHALL NOT P-Puh... You shall not Paaaaa - Paaaaa..." (The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers)
• "Look, my gang, which I can't talk about because it's super secret, is the most important thing to me now." (Krazy Kripples)
• "Why That's very nice of you Mr. Chinese Person!" (Krazy Kripples)
• "I mean, come on." (Krazy Kripples)
• "Stan says you're a cont- you're a cont... Stan says you're a cont cont cont-" (Raisins)
• "W-w-what's the matter, fellas? Are you n-n-n-injas or p-pussies?" (Good Times With Weapons)
• "Yeah... nice pecks... sweet biceps..." (Up the Down Steroid)
• "But where am I going to find a lady to stick my penis in? The talent show is THIS FRIDAY!" (Erection Day)
• "The Italian meatballs are F-f-f-fantasic." (Tonsil Trouble)
• "Can I get a what-what?" (Funnybot)
• "Wo-wo-wo-wope em Gangnam Style." (A Nightmare on Face Time)
• "Yeah I wouldn't mind t-t-tappin that ass." (The Hobbit)
• "S-s-s-suck my my dick, PC Principal!"

Alter Egos

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The Bard

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Fastpass

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Jimmy Bowtie

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Ninja Jimmy

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Jimmy (Crips)

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Erection Jimmy

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Mexican Jimmy

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Gangnam Jimmy

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Jimmy Orange Parka

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Jimmy Special Olympics

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Sergeant Hammerclaw

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Jimmy wearing Kenny's coat

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Baby Jimmy

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Little Jimmy

Phone Destroyer Outfits

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Storyteller Jimmy

Family

Father

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Ryan Valmer

Mother

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Sarah Valmer

Love Interests

Ex-Girlfriend

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Nancy

Romantic Interest

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Shauna

Best Friend

Although their relationship started as rivals, Jimmy and Timmy have become best friends over the years. They do almost everything together; whether it's starting their own club, going to summer camp together or entering the school science fair as partners, they're always there for each other.

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Timmy Burch

Close Friends

Jimmy is extremely close with the 4 main boys, and often acts as a unofficial 6th member within their group (with Butters acting as the 5th). He's gone to Raisins, Imaginationland and waterparks with them, started a band with them, and even saved the town from Clyde with them.

Jimmy and Butters' specific relationship is also very close. They'll often ask each other about erections and blowjobs, and even went on a 99% strike, where they did indeed, occupy Red Robin.

Jimmy is also close with Craig and Those Guys, regularly acting as a 4th member when The Boys are busy.

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Stan Marsh

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Kyle Broflovski

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Eric Cartman

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Kenny McCormick

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Butters Stotch

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Craig Tucker

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Token Black

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Clyde Donovan

The Guys

Jimmy has an extended group of friends (mainly consisting of his close friends) that he hangs out with at school. He regularly catches up with them outside of school though, usually to see what crazy new thing has come to town, or to simply watch the newest Terrance & Phillip episode.

As Fastpass, Jimmy befriends Bradley (as Mintberry Crunch) in the Fractured But Whole DLC, Bring the Crunch.

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Tweek Tweak

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Bradley Biggle

Other Friends

Jimmy seems to be good friends with his classmate, Francis, often greeting her or asking for her help.

He's also good friends with Officer Barbrady, who helped him out with his erection troubles and saved his life from ads.

Jimmy also teamed up with Classi to fight the ads, and even let her stay at his house when she had nowhere else to go.

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Francis (Special Ed)

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Officer Barbrady

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Classi

Classmates

These characters usually interact with Jimmy exclusively at school. He seems to be on good terms with all of them, but doesn't have any special relationships with any of them.

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Wendy Testaburger

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Heidi Turner

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Bebe Stevens

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Red

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Nichole Daniels

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Annie Knitts

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Nelly

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David Rodriguez

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Dog Poo Petuski

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Jason White

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Jenny Simons

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Kevin Stoley

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Lola

Special Ed Classmates

These characters usually interact with Jimmy exclusively at school and summer camp. He seems to be on good terms with all of them, but doesn't have any special relationships with any of them.

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Michael (Special Ed)

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Lenora

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Chad Handler

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Dennis Murray

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Rage Burker

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Libby Perkins

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Colette Francis

Acquaintances

Jimmy's relationships with these characters have never been quite clear, and his mutual feelings about them is usually up for debate amongst fans.

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Mimsy

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Nut Gobbler

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Funnybot

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The Crips

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The Bloods

Associates

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Nut Gobbler

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Classi

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Officer Barbrady

Rivals

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Nathan

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Mimsy

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PC Principal

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Leslie

Groups

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Craig and Those Guys

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Craig's Ninja Gang

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The Fellowship of the Lord of the Rings

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Baseball Team

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South Park Ninja Clan

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The Krips

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Tardicaca Campers

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Fighters of Zaron

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Coon and Friends

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World Takedown Federation

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The Crips

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Junior Wrestling Club

Featured Episodes

• Cripple Fight (s05e03)
• How to Eat with your Butt (s05e10)
• Professor Chaos (s06e06)
• The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (s06e13)
• Red Sleigh Down (s06e17)
• Krazy Kripples (s07e02)
• Raisins (s07e14)
• Good Times with Weapons (s08e01)
• Up the Down Steroid (s08e03)
• Quest For Ratings (s08e11)
• Erection Day (s09e07)
• Free Willxyz (s09e13)
• Make Love Not Warcraft (s10e08)
• Super Fun Time (s12e7)
• Fishsticks (s13e05)
• The F Word (s13e12)
• Crippled Summer (s14e07)
• Funnybot (s15e02)
• 1% (s15e12)
• A Nightmare on Face Time (s16e12)
• Black Friday (s17e07)
• The Hobbit (s17e10)
• Freemium Isn't Free (s18e06)
• Sponsored Content (s19e08)
• Truth And Advertising (s19e09)
• PC Principal Final Justice (s19e10)
• Franchise Prequel (s21e04)

Video Games

South Park: The Stick of Truth

The Bard

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Lord of Song, King of Comedy, and Knower of the Forbidden Note! The Bard is an essential member of the elven army, using the power of music to enchant and destroy his enemies.

Behind the Scenes

From The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (613)

Character Art: Jimmy

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Check out the character art used while designing Jimmy's "Lord Of The Rings" look.
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